A Man's Idea Of Creative Cooking

This is Riley's way of cooking a hotdog. What's that? Don't we have a grill? Why yes we do, but that would be way to much work to walk outside and light it. I mean why would you do that when you can cook it over the stove, and not even have to do anything but turn them a time or two? Oh and please don't be jealous of our wallpaper!!!!